One of my favorite lines from the reviews is, ""Jennifer Lopez plays a lesbian in Gigli, and Ben Affleck plays a heterosexual man, which means they have one thing in common: Both of them are in a crummy movie." or "Movies like this scream for MST3K!"
If you're bored, it's kind of fun reading reviews for the two. Movie critics seem to be trying to out do the other in expressing the loathing. It's like a creative writing assignment.