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"Dictator of Iran?" or "Letters to Santa"

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole swampfaye's purse (30 points). Last Friday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-651 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
jatg

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firynze
Dec. 5th, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
...I gave a kidney to a mopey goth, gave money to a homeless guy, put change in a friend's meter, helped hide a body, and got into a shootout with rival gang lords. The kidney put me over the top - still nice by a whopping 700 points!

(YOU'RE the one responsible for the Iranian nuke programme, aren't you! Fess up now...)
jatg
Dec. 5th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
yeah, but it's for power plants I swear! (Hey, Clinton believed the North Koreans with the same line...)
tiwonge
Dec. 5th, 2005 07:13 pm (UTC)
Not flushing is negative? Think of the water you save by not flushing! A gallon or so, at least!

Can you tell I just got out of the desert?
jatg
Dec. 5th, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC)
Should I get bonus points if I pee on a cactus?
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