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(yes, I know I spelled "poor" as "pore".)

I SO loathe that song that twangs about the kid who " has collected his pennies and has been sent out on CHRISTMAS NIGHT TO BUY HIS POOR DYING MOMMA SOME SHOES SO SHE'LL BE PRETTY WHEN JESUS COMES TONIGHT AND CRY DARN IT, CRY CUZ IT'S JUST SO SAD!"


And yet when I snark on the song people look at me like I have said loudly in a crowded room how much I enjoy eating babies.

(I need to make a Grinch icon)


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Nov. 29th, 2005 11:57 pm (UTC)
Happily, I don't think I've ever heard this song of which you snark.

I hope to remain in this state of ignorant bliss.
Nov. 29th, 2005 11:59 pm (UTC)
You have said loudly in a crowded room how much you like eating babies, and most people laugh. OH, you mean like if you said it to a bunch of people that you didn't prep with the jokes.
Nov. 30th, 2005 12:17 am (UTC)
Oh, THAT song?
No, Sister, you SWING that snark, because that song is teh sux0r. My little girls love it to precious pieces, and even EEH (who has a healthy grasp of the cynical) has learnt it on the our MY piano!

I think next time I'll say, "I hope them shoes look pretty in a closed CASKET 'cos Mama has the leprosy!"

I loathe Christmas. j/k, ok, Santa?
Nov. 30th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC)
Re: Oh, THAT song?
That song makes me just climb the walls the sheer silliness of it. So...your mother is on her deathbed and you're out buying shoes?

So she'll be pretty for Jesus?

Good grief kid, is that how you perceive your mother? That she'd rather have SHOES for JESUS than spend her last waking moments with her family and where the heck is your dad? Does HE know you are out buying SHOES?

Nov. 30th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC)
But who doesn't enjoy eating a nice, tender baby? Mmm... baby...
Nov. 30th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC)
with vanilla and a bit of cinnamon...
Nov. 30th, 2005 04:22 am (UTC)
Wait....WHAT?! That's a real song?
Who sings it?!
Nov. 30th, 2005 09:56 pm (UTC)
Dec. 2nd, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC)
I have thankfully also steered clear of this song. Weird. So, like Jesus would be less impressed if mama wasn't all purty and stuff?
Then again, I'm not overly fond of Xmas music anyway. 2 weeks max, but I know I have to endure it longer than that.
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