Foomp! Laugh, Giggle, PING!
"Aunt Jeanette's amaaazing!
We love you!" they sing!
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and how's THAT for tacky? Not only is it a lame-o haiku, it RHYMES and is about ME!
So, dear reader, that is today's smackdown bad poetry challenge. Write poetry about yourself.
aaaaand GO!
"Aunt Jeanette's amaaazing!
We love you!" they sing!
___________________
and how's THAT for tacky? Not only is it a lame-o haiku, it RHYMES and is about ME!
So, dear reader, that is today's smackdown bad poetry challenge. Write poetry about yourself.
aaaaand GO!
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Sharp ice pick enters my brain
My poor native tongue!
That's awesome!
Sleeping? Who needs it?
Insomnia is my thrill.
(where's my benedryl?)
Woke up this morning
Feeling around for my shoes.
pr10n sings the blues.
This is asking for rhyming.
Poor butchered Haiku.
...I think I love them!
There once was a girl from west Provo
Who today was not quite up to tempo
She slept in and in
And missed classes again
And awoke with a really big afro!
I never said
they had
to
haiku!
...wait!
words and stuff that rhyme
I am really not that bright!
Smackdown poetry challenge
I think I will pass