Jett (jatg) wrote,
Jett
jatg

  • Mood:
  • Music:

Why I don't need to watch sitcoms

Mary: I'm not your normal girl. If I had breast cancer I'd be all "It's okay! Cut `em off!"
Rachael: That's because you don't have anything!
Jett: Yeah...if you lost em you'd lose like, what...a pound?

____________

Cashier at Store: Okay, you have to remember your card for next time, otherwise they won't be able to check you out.
Jett: Sigh. And it's been SO LONG since I've been checked out.

____________

Sensei: Okay, just let me know when this hur...
Jett: AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!

______________


After reading a handout on sexual harassment at work.

Me: Does having to keep wiping all you guy's pee off the toilet seat count as sexual harassment? I'm just asking.
Adam: I know! I like to sit down when I go and all you guys are grossing me out!
Subscribe

  • "ARRROOOO?" or "Is anybody there?"

    I miss the long form writing I used to do with my life. I should get back to it. Is anyone still here?

  • Checking in

    Got a notice that if I don't do a post every so often they'll delete my LJ account. I'd rather that not happen.

  • "10 Things" or "Q&A"

    In no particular order: 10. So?!! Well, the very short version is, I didn't get the job from Pixar. 9. Longer version? The slightly longer…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Comments allowed for friends only

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

  • 2 comments