I'm kind of disappointed since I have very firm plans to live at LEAST until July 4th 2076. I want to live to see the Tricentennial of the United States. Maybe by then my bicentennial quarters would be worth something. :)
THE DEATH TEST:
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 26, 2047
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (17%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on May 26, 2047, as you slip silently into the night.