My fortune, courtesy of Panda Express:
"You will soon have the opportunity to improve your finances."
THAT'D be nice. :)
(Y'know...it's true. It's really hard to write a clean one!)
A Limerick Designed to Keep me Grom Going and Buying a Wendy's Frosty
She was a fatty young lass
Who would rather eat than a fast
But her pants they did quit
And left in a split
Showing off her lardy white @$$
Okay, who's next?