Jett (jatg) wrote,

  • Mood:
"She was old, that much was certain despite her ill attempts to hide it.  Cadaverously thin, her flesh unnaturally tight in all the wrong places, she moved like an old special effect.  Herky, jerky with weird pops it was easy to mentally add a random and slightly out of tune soundtrack with flickers and scratches.  It was a pity she wasn't black and white.  Add  to that her badly drawn eyebrows and unnaturally brown hair she looked not unlike an unwrapped mummy with a football helmet. 

Unfortunately for everyone involved, she had a personality to match her rather disquieting look.  One favorite topic of discussion among her captive students was that perhaps she had died 100 years ago and nobody thought to inform her of the fact.  It was true nobody could even remotely remember how long she had taught at the school.  Stanley Northup swore that Mrs. Eulish had taught his grandmother fourth grade and since his dad owned his own lawn care business,  his testimony was of course, unimpeachable."

  • "ARRROOOO?" or "Is anybody there?"

    I miss the long form writing I used to do with my life. I should get back to it. Is anyone still here?

  • Checking in

    Got a notice that if I don't do a post every so often they'll delete my LJ account. I'd rather that not happen.

  • "10 Things" or "Q&A"

    In no particular order: 10. So?!! Well, the very short version is, I didn't get the job from Pixar. 9. Longer version? The slightly longer…

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