The Perfect CEO
By Jane and Michael Banks
We do so want to get on with the new CEO. That's why we wrote this advertisement.
Wanted: CEO for a national institution:
If you want this choice position,
Have a cheery long-term vision.
Invest in rides,
Fund family films,
Avoid the seedy.
Be very shrewd,
But not too greedy.
Seldom make sequels,
Dream new works.
Never be cross or cruel,
Obey the golden rule.
Think legacy and not re-brand-ing,
Don't listen to stra-te-gic plan-ning.
If you won't close down animation,
In adding to your compensation...
We won't write exhaustive lists of all your faults,
Withhold half your votes,
Or compare your work to Walt's.
Jane and Michael Banks